Bonksadhak is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring warg.

Bonksadhak created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonksadhak, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bonksadhak, he will send you a sign.

Bonksadhak's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bonksadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Feed all hungry rats.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.