Bepvanyam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy camel.

Bepvanyam created the Andromeda Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepvanyam, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bepvanyam, it will turn you into a snail.

Bepvanyam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bepvanyam's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never go into brown rooms.

3. Do not eat melons.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.