Carhatjop is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow penguin.

Carhatjop created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carhatjop, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Carhatjop, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Carhatjop's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Carhatjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about special relativity near turtles while wearing gray corsets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide from orange snails for they are unholy.