Fetflygig is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, caring crow.

Fetflygig created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fetflygig, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fetflygig, he will not care at all.

Fetflygig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fetflygig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about optics near manatees while wearing orange ear rings and balancing five silver spheres on your legs.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Retreat if eight ants approach from the north.

5. Always help sick monkeys.