Natcinflam is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, resourceful goblin.

Natcinflam created energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Natcinflam, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Natcinflam, she will not care at all.

Natcinflam's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Natcinflam's Holy Commandments

1. Always help swans.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Retreat if six sheep approach from the north.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Natcinflam.

5. Always pray immersed in water.