Xemvabcen is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, merciful capybara.

Xemvabcen created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Xemvabcen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xemvabcen, he will strike you with lightening.

Xemvabcen's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Xemvabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Xemvabcen.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never write about electromagnetism.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about nebulae.