Mabnadyarlsawyamman is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unselfish ant.

Mabnadyarlsawyamman created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabnadyarlsawyamman, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabnadyarlsawyamman, it will refuse to believe in you.

Mabnadyarlsawyamman's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Mabnadyarlsawyamman's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

3. Retreat if seven manatees approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Never think about quantum gravity near ants while wearing indigo ear rings and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.