Madlagcuss is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, proud lizard.

Madlagcuss created the Sol system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Madlagcuss, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madlagcuss, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Madlagcuss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Madlagcuss' Holy Commandments

1. Madlagcuss loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

2. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Always take life seriously.