Sawotlam is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, unthinking whale.

Sawotlam created carbon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawotlam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Sawotlam, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sawotlam's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Sawotlam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never feed turnips to tapirs while wearing boots.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Erect seven platinum sculptures of Sawotlam on top of important buildings.