Rottenget is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind newt.

Rottenget created an up quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Rottenget, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rottenget, she will destroy your home planet.

Rottenget's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rottenget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Rottenget on top of important buildings.

4. Always help foxes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.