Cebkaddob is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, irritating bee.

Cebkaddob created silver six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebkaddob, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cebkaddob, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cebkaddob's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cebkaddob's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four platinum sculptures of Cebkaddob on top of important buildings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.