Carhombessrak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring warg.

Carhombessrak created a photon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carhombessrak, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Carhombessrak, he will remove you from existence.

Carhombessrak's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Carhombessrak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Carhombessrak's name in vain.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.