Wabbatmet is a god.

He takes the form of a small, effective hydra.

Wabbatmet created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabbatmet, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wabbatmet, he will throw large rocks at you.

Wabbatmet's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Wabbatmet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill swans.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Never jump near snails.

5. Do not chop down trees.