Kimcutwodsagzodpig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, amazing dragonfly.

Kimcutwodsagzodpig created the cosmos eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimcutwodsagzodpig, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kimcutwodsagzodpig, it will manifest in front of you.

Kimcutwodsagzodpig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kimcutwodsagzodpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always obey Kimcutwodsagzodpig's priests.

4. Always help sick horses.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.