Gupgepten is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, dishonourable chinchilla.

Gupgepten created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gupgepten, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gupgepten, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Gupgepten's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Gupgepten's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help monkeys.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

4. Never wear brown skirts.

5. Never feed gooseberries to rats while wearing coats.