Tarappingbim is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, stupid gerbil.

Tarappingbim created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tarappingbim, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tarappingbim, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tarappingbim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Tarappingbim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about nucleic acids.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Worship no other gods but Tarappingbim.