Nuthomrag is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic goat.

Nuthomrag created a bottom quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuthomrag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuthomrag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nuthomrag's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nuthomrag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta great tits for they are unholy.

2. Never mention squirrels.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Nuthomrag in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not take Nuthomrag's name in vain.