Dudlipteenomin is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, grumpy bear.

Dudlipteenomin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dudlipteenomin, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dudlipteenomin, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dudlipteenomin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Dudlipteenomin's Holy Commandments

1. Dudlipteenomin loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink water in green rooms.

5. Always wear red.