Siglapkon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, awesome chicken.

Siglapkon created a Higgs boson five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Siglapkon, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Siglapkon, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Siglapkon's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Siglapkon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. You must love Siglapkon.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Never eat spinach.