Biggunrigcat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, confident shrew.

Biggunrigcat created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Biggunrigcat, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Biggunrigcat, she will manifest in front of you.

Biggunrigcat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Biggunrigcat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Worship no other gods but Biggunrigcat.

4. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about nucleic acids.