Dapbotbom Kikkinwad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, omnipotent hyena.

Dapbotbom Kikkinwad created everything that exists four years ago.

If you believe in Dapbotbom Kikkinwad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dapbotbom Kikkinwad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Dapbotbom Kikkinwad's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Dapbotbom Kikkinwad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dapbotbom Kikkinwad first in all things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Erect six iron sculptures of Dapbotbom Kikkinwad on top of important buildings.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always help birds.