Stipzagton is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful beaver.

Stipzagton created viruses seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stipzagton, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stipzagton, he will have a low opinion of you.

Stipzagton's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Stipzagton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stipzagton's name in vain.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.