Jatcapsin Cusscebkik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, charitable bee.

Jatcapsin Cusscebkik created an atom six million years ago.

If you believe in Jatcapsin Cusscebkik, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jatcapsin Cusscebkik, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Jatcapsin Cusscebkik's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Jatcapsin Cusscebkik's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jatcapsin Cusscebkik.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Run away if three moths approach from the west.