Yattmadfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, strong eagle.

Yattmadfarn created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattmadfarn, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yattmadfarn, he will not care.

Yattmadfarn's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yattmadfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no sharks in a room before entering it.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never hurt doves.