Quill is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, uncaring jackal.

Quill created the Sombrero Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quill, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quill, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Quill's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Quill's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about bacteria.

2. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Quill in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not commit murder.