Zagteenvonkshavfutced is a god.

It takes the form of a large, deceitful butterfly.

Zagteenvonkshavfutced created the Virgo Supercluster three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zagteenvonkshavfutced, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Zagteenvonkshavfutced, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Zagteenvonkshavfutced's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Zagteenvonkshavfutced's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not wear zinc on your body.

3. Never feed lots of apples to otters while wearing turquoise shoes.

4. Never feed beans to sharks while wearing jumpers.

5. Never mention horses.