Fobpodpig is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, annoying weasel.

Fobpodpig created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fobpodpig, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fobpodpig, he will make you grow a tail.

Fobpodpig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fobpodpig's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near rats while wearing white kilts and balancing three carbon spheres on your neck.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about spacetime.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.