Gudtettidon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, all-powerful crab.

Gudtettidon created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Gudtettidon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gudtettidon, it will not care.

Gudtettidon's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gudtettidon's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.