Mipfabfomstig is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, flying alligator.

Mipfabfomstig created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mipfabfomstig, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Mipfabfomstig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mipfabfomstig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Mipfabfomstig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Always obey Mipfabfomstig's priests.

5. Worship no other gods but Mipfabfomstig.