Gunhimarp is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, unjust aardvark.

Gunhimarp created parasitic wasps two years ago.

If you believe in Gunhimarp, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gunhimarp, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Gunhimarp's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Gunhimarp's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to swans while wearing indigo boots.

2. Always obey Gunhimarp's priests.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never think about chromosomes.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.