Bifstafsin is a god.

She takes the form of a large, moody human.

Bifstafsin created humankind three billion years ago.

If you believe in Bifstafsin, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bifstafsin, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Bifstafsin's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Bifstafsin's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect three carbon sculptures of Bifstafsin on top of important buildings.

4. Do not hurt whales.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.