Pitflygod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong cow.

Pitflygod created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitflygod, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pitflygod, it will turn you into a tree.

Pitflygod's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pitflygod's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in the presence of goats.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Pitflygod.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never wear green corsets.