Saglarnbat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, prudent whale.

Saglarnbat created bats nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saglarnbat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Saglarnbat, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Saglarnbat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Saglarnbat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four gold sculptures of Saglarnbat on top of important buildings.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Put Saglarnbat first in all things.