Gamvidjan is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, sapient warg.

Gamvidjan created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamvidjan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Gamvidjan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Gamvidjan's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Gamvidjan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat figs.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.