Fossgedpan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless cobra.

Fossgedpan created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Fossgedpan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fossgedpan, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Fossgedpan's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Fossgedpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Feed all hungry whales.

5. Never look at asteroids.