Quimwonrip is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fussy spider.

Quimwonrip created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quimwonrip, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Quimwonrip, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quimwonrip's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Quimwonrip's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of planets aloud.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.