Cebdussdin is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, resourceful wolf.

Cebdussdin created Africa six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebdussdin, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cebdussdin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cebdussdin's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cebdussdin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray only in firelight.

4. Never gather eight capybaras near walls.

5. Do not place figs upon stone.