Bifgephadtab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, grumpy bird.

Bifgephadtab created silver six million years ago.

If you believe in Bifgephadtab, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bifgephadtab, she will turn you into a dog.

Bifgephadtab's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bifgephadtab's Holy Commandments

1. Bifgephadtab loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Always act with purity when addressing children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not fashion tools from silicon.