Rowfatgup is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omnipotent crow.

Rowfatgup created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowfatgup, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Rowfatgup, it will turn you into a mouse.

Rowfatgup's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rowfatgup's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from lead.

2. Never go into fawn rooms.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.