Catwanjin is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, stupid lion.

Catwanjin created vertebrates four billion years ago.

If you believe in Catwanjin, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Catwanjin, he will torture you forever.

Catwanjin's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Catwanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Never eat limes.

4. Always obey Catwanjin's priests.

5. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing scarves.