Latfosszim is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omnipotent chicken.

Latfosszim created vertebrates nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Latfosszim, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Latfosszim, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Latfosszim's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Latfosszim's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.