Xemgetnab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, weak tortoise.

Xemgetnab created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Xemgetnab, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Xemgetnab, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Xemgetnab's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Xemgetnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after horses.

2. Always count to three before sleeping.

3. Do not step barefoot upon gray earth.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never hurt bats.