Fossflapdussis is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, confident fairy.

Fossflapdussis created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossflapdussis, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fossflapdussis, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fossflapdussis' most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Fossflapdussis' Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never prepare lentils during autumn.

3. Always look after injured tortoises.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Never feed lots of bread to shrews while wearing mauve skirts.