Dotlinxuc is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, astonishing raven.

Dotlinxuc created viruses three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotlinxuc, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dotlinxuc, he will turn you into a puffin.

Dotlinxuc's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dotlinxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always help nematodes in need.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry shrews.

4. Worship no other gods but Dotlinxuc.

5. Run away if three ants approach from the north.