Likgomjap is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, moody slug.

Likgomjap created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Likgomjap, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Likgomjap, he will refuse to believe in you.

Likgomjap's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Likgomjap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.