Bellnul is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unsympathetic crocodile.

Bellnul created the planet Mars four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellnul, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellnul, she will boil you in a big pot.

Bellnul's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Bellnul's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never mark doors with black.

4. Do not travel during winter.

5. Always act with purity.