Mipstipsag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, vain jellyfish.

Mipstipsag created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipstipsag, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mipstipsag, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Mipstipsag's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Mipstipsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mipstipsag.

3. Never skip in the presence of swans.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not kill capybaras.