Habcedgan Hugciptail is a god.

It takes the form of a large, staggering crocodile.

Habcedgan Hugciptail created oxygen nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Habcedgan Hugciptail, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Habcedgan Hugciptail, it will turn you into a slug.

Habcedgan Hugciptail's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Habcedgan Hugciptail's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not prepare lemons while wearing shirts.

5. Never gather six frogs in one place.