Cephubmatcitsanspagsafpin is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody seal.

Cephubmatcitsanspagsafpin created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cephubmatcitsanspagsafpin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Cephubmatcitsanspagsafpin, he will turn you into a worm.

Cephubmatcitsanspagsafpin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cephubmatcitsanspagsafpin's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never point your hands toward the west during prayer.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate hamsters.

4. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

5. Never gather nine frogs in one place.