Quamlaknutyarnurtfudkanton is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous fox.

Quamlaknutyarnurtfudkanton created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamlaknutyarnurtfudkanton, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Quamlaknutyarnurtfudkanton, he will curse you with boils.

Quamlaknutyarnurtfudkanton's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Quamlaknutyarnurtfudkanton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt grasshopers.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never speak aloud of secrets.

5. Never write about galaxies.