Yatstragtarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, kind lion.

Yatstragtarp created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatstragtarp, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Yatstragtarp, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Yatstragtarp's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Yatstragtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. Never sprint in the presence of squirrels.